Quote of the Day

“Time’s up, you may now undermine each other’s confidence.” – Test Proctor “Yarr, I nailed that one about houseboats, did you?” – Captain McAllister

Crazy Noises: Realty Bites

“But I earned that wall!” – Gil “Don’t push your luck, pal.  You’re hanging on by a thread.” – Lionel Hutz “I brought this wall from home.” – Gil There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September at the earliest (October? fingers crossed!), so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9.  Why Season 9?  Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons.  Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the…

James L. Brooks FTW

“What about me?  You didn’t thank me.” – Homer Simpson “You didn’t do anything.” – Bart Simpson “I like being thanked.” – Homer Simpson Sure enough the one thing about Spurlock’s special I didn’t like was the casual defense of the quality of Zombie Simpsons.  I suppose it had to be in there, but it was no less galling for being obligatory.  However, much like the overwhelming preponderance of clips from the early years I thought the kiss off was a little revealing.  It basically consisted of three people, two guys who worked only on Zombie Simpsons and James Brooks. …

Quote of the Day

“Gee, that picture makes your butt look big.” – Homer Simpson “I thought so too, but they said it sells.” – Marge Simpson “Works for the Lumber King.” – Bart Simpson “Lumber . . . we need lumber.” – Homer Simpson

Quote of the Day

“But all I did was tell the truth.” – Marge Simpson “Of course you did.  But there’s the truth . . . and the truth!” – Lionel Hutz