“Marge, you’ll never guess what, my whole class is here! They’re going to observe the human peep show that is our lives.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Secrets of a Successful Marriage
I Am Furious (Yellow) Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user heath_bar. “How about if we tell you our problems with relationships?” – Principal Skinner “Yeah, yeah, that’ll eat up some time.” – Homer Simpson Stan Lee did a guest voice in this episode and they invited him back for the commentary. If you’ve read any of the previous installments in this series, or listened to any of these commentaries, you can probably guess what happens. This is basically twenty-two minutes of them shooting the shit with Stan Lee. The episode itself is about as lazy and uncreative as they come, though…
Look on My Works, Ye Funny, And Despair!
“It’s those TV networks, Marge, they won’t let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last! If they only stumbled once! Just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves! But they won’t, they won’t let me live!” – Homer Simpson Jeff Wysaski writes a blog called “Pleated-Jeans”. He put up a list of The 10 Best TV Shows Within TV Shows and, quite justly, “Itchy & Scratchy” is number one. There’s plenty of good YouTube at the link, including a ninety second montage of several of Scratchy’s demises. Some of the other examples include…
Quote of the Day
“Look everyone, now that I’m a teacher I’ve sewed patches on my elbows.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, that’s supposed to be leather patches on a tweed blazer, not the other way around. You’ve ruined a perfectly good jacket.” – Marge Simpson “Ah, incorrect Marge, two perfectly good jackets.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Marge, look at me! We’ve been separated for a day and I’m as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I’ll be dead. I can’t afford to lose your trust again!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.” – Hans Moleman “Just eat the damn oranges!” – Abe Simpson