“Hi, um, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and-some-illegal-fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas . . . nah, make it two.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Friday Link Dump – Blog Week Edition
“You got the dud!” – Marge Simpson “Ah ha! Hey, he looks just like you poindexter!” – Homer Simpson Lots more blog links than news links this week, not really sure why. But there’s some good usage and another blogger who thinks Zombie Simpsons is shitty. The Trampoline Conundrum – Roger Catlin of the Hartford Courant got a trampoline for his kid. Like a well seasoned professional writer he then wrings a short article out of it by talking about the time Homer got a trampoline. Also, there’s a YouTubed Hulu video. Number Six and Gaius Baltar – io9 had…
Synergy Aces the Final
“It’s the last day of school, Milhouse. Try to show some dignity.” – Bart Simpson After a couple of weeks of poorly feigned enthusiasm and mild, mathematically illiterate criticisms, IGN got back on the horse for the season finale. This is exactly the kind of mindless raving I expect from wholly owned subsidiaries. As always, I’ve edited out the synergy. Enjoy: May 18, 2009 – “Coming to Homerica” was a great an appropriate way to end season 20 because it was everything The Zombie Simpsons should be is: smart dumb and funny boring. The series has often taken used to…