“Lisa, what nineteenth century figure was nicknamed ‘Old Hickory?’” – Ms. Hoover “I don’t know. You?” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, if you’d bothered to do the assignment, you’d know the answer is… ‘The Battle of New Orleans.’ I mean, ‘Andrew Jackson.’” – Ms. Hoover “Well, you’re earning your eighteen grand a year.” – Lisa Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .