I’d Rather Watch the Dryer Channel

“I lost to Channel Ocho?  What the hell is that?” – Krusty the Klown Good news everybody, that abortion last Sunday was the least watched Zombie Simpsons ever: An extended mid-season break has bitten The Simpsons dearly in the ratings, with Sundays episode ‘Lisa The Drama Queen’ fetching just 5.75 million viewers at 8:00pm, a new all time low for the show. Huzzah.  But wait, there’s more!  How about some insult to go with that injury? a new American Dad scored 5.73 million viewers at 9.30. American Dad?  A first run Simpsons episode is just as interesting to people as Family…

Quote of the Day

“At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion.  Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women, leading to anarchy of Biblical proportions. . . . It’s in Revelations, people!” – Kent Brockman