This Is Not a Personal Attack

“That was the worst movie I’ve ever seen.” – Principal Skinner I do not know anything about Don Payne, who is credited, if that is the right word, as the main writer of last week’s flash-back, conspiracy theory, magic tomato sauce mess.  He might be a great guy; he might be an asshole.  I don’t have an opinion either way, nor do I care.  I do know that on his IMDb page he is credited, if that is the right word, with having written My Super Ex-Girlfriend and Fantastic Four 2.  I’ve never seen the former, though I’ve heard bad things,…