Sunday Morning Cartoons

“We worked so hard and now it’s all gone.  We ended up with nothing because the three of us can’t share.” – Bart Simpson

“What’s your point?” – Milhouse van Houten

“Nothing, just kinda ticks me off.” – Bart Simpson

That is how you end an episode between Bart and Milhouse.  Or, if you need them to reconcile, you can have Bart smash open a Magic 8 Ball on Milhouse’s skull, but it’s a sweet moment because he didn’t use the brick, broken bottle or pair of scissors.  

Flowers and apologies?  Fuck off, Zombie Simpsons.