“We worked so hard and now it’s all gone. We ended up with nothing because the three of us can’t share.” – Bart Simpson “What’s your point?” – Milhouse van Houten “Nothing, just kinda ticks me off.” – Bart Simpson That is how you end an episode between Bart and Milhouse. Or, if you need them to reconcile, you can have Bart smash open a Magic 8 Ball on Milhouse’s skull, but it’s a sweet moment because he didn’t use the brick, broken bottle or pair of scissors. Flowers and apologies? Fuck off, Zombie Simpsons.
Day: April 26, 2009
Sunday Preview: “Father Knows Worst”
For those keeping count at home, tonight’s episode is one of four left this season to ridicule and summarily reject on the basis of mediocrity. Usually Fox trots out a promo image for new Zombie Simpsons episodes, but they opted not to this time around. No matter, ours is way better. In fact, Fox might as well save themselves the trouble and borrow our format: screengrabs from old episodes magically repurposed into something new and daring. Anyway, gazing into SNPP’s crystal ball, we get the following synopsis about “Father Knows Worst,” which is guaranteed to be forgettable: Homer tries to…
Quote of the Day
“Boy, I’m glad that’s over, now we can go home and act normal again.” – Homer Simpson “What do you mean?” – Perfect Father “Oh, come on (kiss kiss kiss kiss), that cornball routine? ‘I love you, Daddy.’ Gimme a break.” – Homer Simpson “I pity you.” – Perfect Father “Why?” – Homer Simpson