“You know the funniest thing though?  It’s the little differences.” – Lou

“Example.” – Chief Wiggum

“Well at McDonald’s you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?  But they don’t call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.” – Lou

“Get out, well what do they call it?” – Chief Wiggum

“A quarter pounder with cheese.” – Lou

“Quarter pounder with cheese?  Well I can picture the cheese, but uh . . . do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverages?” – Chief Wiggum

“Mmm-hmm, they call ‘em shakes.” – Lou

“Shakes.  You don’t know what you’re getting.” – Eddie