Season 12 DVD Info

  Season 12 will be coming out on DVD on August 18th.  TV Shows on DVD (via) has the full details, including lists of who signed up for commentary duty.  Simpsons DVD commentaries are usually pretty bad (too many people talking about things that aren’t really related to the episode), but these are going to be excruciating.  I guess I might finally get an explanation as to why on earth anyone thought it was funny to have that crazy woman shouting about “diamonds” over and over again in the Africa episode.  Probably not though.   I’ve said this before, and I’m…

Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat, mission accomplished.  I’m uh, I’m gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto.  Good day.” -Llewelyn Sinclair

How to Hurt Homer

“Oh fudge, that’s broken.  Fiddle de dee, that will require a tetanus shot.” – Homer Simpson Let’s face it, watching Homer Simpson suffer is a lot of fun, whether his kids are fighting over who loves him more (You do!  No, You do!), his wife’s getting promoted ahead of him, or he’s getting hit in the head with softballs, circular saws or nightsticks.  Or, at least, it used to be a lot of fun.  Somewhere along the way Zombie Simpsons forgot that Homer’s supposed to be a regular guy.  Instead, they turned him into one of those cheap, inflatable punching…