Wednesday Evening Cartoons

“Mother Simpson” is an excellent episode for any number of reasons, primarily because it is terribly funny.  But considering it in the context of the writhing horror show that is Zombie Simpsons there are two salient points: The first is that it has an ending (pictured above).  Despite its many plot twists* there’s a reason Wiggum calls the Simpsons to warn them.  It doesn’t just happen apropos of nothing as so many Zombie Simpsons endings do. Second, it doesn’t draw out its suspenseful/emotional moments.  When Bart and Lisa figure out that Grandma’s story is fishy there’s no montage of them…

Simpsons Fandom: Ur Doin It Wrong

“So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Moustache Removal System now, Angelique?” – Johnny Unitas “It’s Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas.  But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?” – Angelique “Probably.” – Johnny Unitas A guy in the UK has what may be the largest collection of crappy Simpsons merchandise on the planet.  According to thisisbristol.co.uk: A Bristol man believes he has the biggest collection of Simpsons memorabilia in the world. Glynne Williams has more than 30,000 items linked to the popular cartoon TV series, but they are currently all in his loft in Patchway. The 42-year-old…

Quote of the Day

“Yo, Grandpa, time for the awards.” – Bart Simpson “Did you call the girl from the escort service?” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson “They said their insurance won’t cover you.” – Lisa Simpson “Ohhh, that’s an onion in the ointment.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson