Feel like wasting some time? And I mean really wasting some time, because even by internet standards this is thin. It’s a Pong clone where you, as Homer, bat donuts back and forth with Burns, Frank Grimes and Marge: I blew past Burns and Grimes, but Marge whipped my ass three times before I realized I was wasting my life and quit. I say this is probably illegal because they show little clips (before and after each game) and the clips are bootlegged from a syndicated rerun. Anyway, if you do decide to play, keep your guard up after you…
Day: July 28, 2009
Crazy Noises: Grade School Confidential
“I don’t think we’re talking about love here, we’re talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n.” – Helen Lovejoy “Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down!” – Krusty the Klown In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society are going to spend some time overthinking Season 8. Why Season 8? Because Season 8 is when The Simpsons really began to deteriorate into Zombie Simpsons. That’s why. Because we’re cutting edge and ultra-modern we’re using a newfangled, information-superhighway fad called a “chatroom” to conduct our conversation. This…
Quote of the Day
“I don’t see why Rainier Wolfcastle should be the star. I think we should bring back Dirk Richter, kids will want to see the original Radioactive Man.” – Movie Executive #1 “I keep telling you, he’s 73 years old and he’s dead.” – Movie Executive #2 “Granted.” – Movie Executive #1