“Homer vs. Dignity” Makes Baby Jesus Cry

“Well, according to Eternity magazine the feeling of guilt has been linked to the neurotransmitter gamephenomene.  Dow Chemical is developing a minty gel which will eliminate excess guilt, but, unfortunately it won’t be on the market for another six months.” – Lisa Simpson This episode has long been notorious amongst connoisseurs of the decline and fall of The Simpsons for the scene where Homer is raped by a panda.  Why is Homer in a position to get raped by a panda?  Because Mr. Burns is paying him to humiliate himself.  Why is Mr. Burns doing that?  Because this show is…

Spurlock Update: French Pitch

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Morgan Spurlock is presenting the “Simpsons” conference at Mipcom in Cannes, France next month.  Groening and Al Jean will also be there for 20th anniversary shenanigans.  There’s nothing about him doing any filming for the special, maybe he can find someone who puts anti-freeze in their wine?

Quote of the Day

“Don’t let Krusty’s death boy get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.” – Homer Simpson “Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.” – Homer Simpson (awkward silence) “Well, good night.” – Homer Simpson