“Me and the boys wish to thank you for hanging on to this stuff for us.” – Fat Tony
“Thanks.  Uh, say, are you guys crooks?” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?” – Fat Tony
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“Well suppose you got a large starving family.  Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?” – Fat Tony
“Unh-uh.” – Bart Simpson
“And, what if your family don’t like bread, they like cigarettes?” – Fat Tony
“I guess that’s okay.” – Bart Simpson
“Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away.  Would that be a crime Bart?” – Fat Tony
“Hell no!” – Bart Simpson
“Enjoy your gift.” – Fat Tony

Happy Birthday Joe Mantegna!