“Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complains against you. Of the 160 gravest charges the most troubling are, performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant . . .” – Competent Doctor
“But I cleaned them with my napkin.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
“. . . misuse of the cadavers . . .” – Competent Doctor
“I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.” – Dr. Nick Riviera