"Alright, that’s it! I’ve been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn’t have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty’s autobiography was self serving with many glaring omissions! But this time he’s gone too far!" – Bart Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Where’s my Flintstones chewable morphine?
Dunno, but you’d need more than that to make the latest Zombie Simpsons episodes even mildly tolerable.
They contain 75 percent aspertime. (j/k)
Can one also purchase Simpsons Endorsement Contracts and Simpsons Home Pregnancy Tests?