Sunday Preview: “The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed”

We’re less than sixty minutes away from “The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed,” wherein the family Simpson goes to… another faraway place. Hilarity – or groaning, more likely – ensues. Simpsons Channel graciously provides the lowdown for us: The Simpsons vacation in the Holy Land, where Homer is convinced that he is the Messiah — and gets in trouble with the Muslims, the Jews, and the Christians, who all band together, despite their religious differences, to teach Homer a lesson. Sacha Baron Cohen guest stars as Jacob, an eccentric tour guide who shows the the Wailing Wall. Homer with a delusional…

The Zombies Have Spoken: The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed

“Be they Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous.” – Rev. Lovejoy “Hindu.  There are seven hundred million of us.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Aw, that’s super.” – Rev. Lovejoy It was pointed out to me today that there are some extra poignant comments on Simpsons Channel’s preview for tonight’s Zombie Simpsons episode. I would normally wait until after an episode has aired to poke fun, but I’m bored and I feel like being mean. So here goes: “you are so stupid Jesus was spend most of his time in the holy land thtats why is called that damm ass” – Borusmat Wait, are…

Quote of the Day

“There’s something wrong with that kid.  She’s so moral.  Why can’t she be more like . . . well, not like Bart, but there’s gotta be a happy medium.” – Homer Simpson