“Hubba hubba, oh you kid.” – Bart Simpson
“Thank you dear, now be good for Grampa while we’re at the parent-teacher meeting. We’ll bring back dinner.” – Marge Simpson
“What are we going to have?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you’ve been good, pizza. If you’ve been bad… uh, let’s see… poison.” – Homer Simpson
“What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?” – Lisa Simpson
“Poison pizza.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh no, I’m not making two stops.” – Homer Simpson