“Madre de dios, the legends were true!” – Bart Simpson “Yes, Bart, whenever a teacher confiscates something, it ends up here: salacious halter tops, complete collections of Mad, Cracked and the occasional issue of Crazy.” – Principal Skinner [Quote edited to correct my latest idiocy. See comments for details.] Cracked recently ran a photoshop contest. Since I’m trying to do the least amount of work possible for this post, I’ll let them explain (via Cinematical): Movie titles don’t tell you much. If all you had to go on was the name, you might think Indiana Jones and the Raiders of…
Day: July 15, 2010
Quote of the Day
“Hubba hubba, oh you kid.” – Bart Simpson “Thank you dear, now be good for Grampa while we’re at the parent-teacher meeting. We’ll bring back dinner.” – Marge Simpson “What are we going to have?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you’ve been good, pizza. If you’ve been bad… uh, let’s see… poison.” – Homer Simpson “What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?” – Lisa Simpson “Poison pizza.” – Bart Simpson “Oh no, I’m not making two stops.” – Homer Simpson