“You know her?” – Lisa Simpson
“Aye.  Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country.  Then she got her eyesight back, suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn’t good enough for her.” – Groundskeeper Willie
“It’s good to see you Willie.” – Shary Bobbins
“That’s not what you said the first time you saw me!” – Groundskeeper Willie