“We’ve been invited to the wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level.” – Principal Skinner “It must be Lisa Simpson, because of course, Martin Prince perished in that science fair explosion.” – Miss Hoover “Not quite perished, my lady love. Although some days I wish I had.” – Martin Prince Lots and lots of people made note of the fact that last Sunday was Lisa’s wedding date. Most of the blog posts and articles I came across were little more than a screen grab of the invitation and a few words about the passage of time. …
Day: August 6, 2010
Quote of the Day
“You know her?” – Lisa Simpson “Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back, suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn’t good enough for her.” – Groundskeeper Willie “It’s good to see you Willie.” – Shary Bobbins “That’s not what you said the first time you saw me!” – Groundskeeper Willie