Crazy Noises: Bart Carny

“Why did you shudder just now, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson “I don’t know.” – Marge Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September, so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9.  Why Season 9?  Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons.  Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the one with the bored federal agents pretending to be sexy seventh graders).  So log…

Quote of the Day

“That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore; it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars.” – Comic Book Guy “What can I get for seventy-five cents?” – Milhouse van Houten “Ugh, you may purchase this charming Hamburglar adventure, a child has already solved the jumble using crayons.  The answer is ‘fries’.” – Comic Book Guy