“The Bart Wants What It Wants” Makes Baby Jesus Cry

“Why would anybody wanna touch a girl’s butt? That’s where cooties come from!” – Bart Simpson This is another one of those Season 13 episodes that blazes around at high speeds, shifting gears at random while not doing a whole lot in the a) making jokes or b) making sense categories. It’s also another in the long line of Bart-gets-a-girlfriend episodes and, like most of them, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense and involves a lot of awkward pauses and pointless exposition. The commentary does its best to ignore all this and is greatly aided by the presence…

Quote of the Day

“They always told me I was gonna destroy the family, but I never believed it.” – Bart Simpson “That’s okay, Bart, nobody really believed it.  We were just trying to scare you.” – Lisa Simpson