“This was the happiest time of my life. I’ll never forget you guys — especially you, Joey.” – Homer Simpson

“See you around, Mr. Homer.” – Joey

“Don’t worry Joey, we’ll make it to California someday.” – Homer Simpson

“Sure we will Mr. Homer, sure we will.” (coughs violently) – Joey

Loyal Stonecutter’s Note: No, they won’t. The pessimism of this exchange in Homer’s otherwise bittersweet parting moment is cruel, borderline cold, and entirely brilliant.