“Oh my god, it’s my old boyfriend, Artie Ziff.” – Marge Simpson “Hello Marge, have you heard? I’m stinking rich. Jealous?” – Artie Ziff “I’ll bet you’d trade it all for one night with my wife.” – Homer Simpson “I would.” – Artie Ziff “Homer!” – Marge Simpson The crazy Act 3 plot swerve was one of the things that finally convinced me to give up on the show ever being good again. Once you get into the double digit seasons, crazier and crazier things began happening at the end of episodes. What had been a bizarre, albeit short and…
Day: October 27, 2010
Quote of the Day
Images of Arnold, Borden, Nixon, Booth, Blackbeard, and Dillinger taken from Wikimedia Commons. 1976 Philadelphia Flyers taken from http://www.flyershistory.com.  “I give you the jury of the damned: Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon.” – The Devil “But I’m not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.” – Richard Nixon “Hey listen, I did a favor for you.” – The Devil “Yes, master.” – Richard Nixon “John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!” – The Devil