Paging G.E. Smith (Updated)

“So then his wife comes through the door!” – Homer Simpson “So?” – Bart Simpson “Did I mention she was dead?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, she was.  And she hit him in the head with a golf club!” – Homer Simpson “And?” – Bart Simpson “Don’t you remember?  He went golfing all the time and it really bugged her.” – Homer Simpson “You said he went bowling!” – Lisa Simpson “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson I’ve often compared Zombie Simpsons to bad sketch comedy, and “How Munched is That Birdie in the Window” is one of the…

Quote of the Day

“Somebody’s traveling light.” – Homer Simpson “Meh.  Maybe you’re getting stronger.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I have been eating more.” – Homer Simpson