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“Father McGrath, I thought you were dead!” – Soap Opera Babe “I was!” – Father McGrath In addition to taking up an enormous amount of barren screen time, last night’s death and immediate resurrection of Fat Tony was so blisteringly stupid that I’m not even sure which TV Trope applies.  There are a lot of them about death and hacktacular resurrection, but a quick search didn’t turn up one where a long lost relative shows up, does nothing, and then becomes the replacement.  The closest similarity that came to mind was Beerfest (which is the only non-Super Troopers movie from…

Quote of the Day

“Marge, what can we do?” – C.M. Burns “Well, you could give them healthier snacks, theme days . . .” – Marge Simpson “You mean like, Child Labor Day?” – C.M. Burns “Actually, I was thinking of funny hat day.” – Marge Simpson