“Listen guys, I was thinking, um, unless you feel weird about taking money from a kid, I thought maybe . . .” – Bart Simpson
“I wouldn’t feel weird, would you?” – Bum #1
“No, I’m comfortable with it.” – Bum #2

Happy Birthday Greg Berg!

(At least, I think it’s his birthday.  It’s been removed from his Wikipedia page, but on the old revision it says December 14th.)