“Listen guys, I was thinking, um, unless you feel weird about taking money from a kid, I thought maybe . . .” – Bart Simpson “I wouldn’t feel weird, would you?” – Bum #1 “No, I’m comfortable with it.” – Bum #2 Happy Birthday Greg Berg! (At least, I think it’s his birthday. It’s been removed from his Wikipedia page, but on the old revision it says December 14th.)
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .