“Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived. They’ve been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Mrs. Krabappel, I’m having back spasms.” – Martin Prince
“I know they seem a little uncomfortable right now, but eventually your bones will change shape.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“I’ve lost all feeling in the left side of my body.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Yeah, yeah.” – Mrs. Krabappel
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Hi, long time reader, first-time commenter: It’s “Posturiffic” not “PostCherfect.”
Sorry to be so anal. Love the blog!
I wasn’t sure how to spell it, and when that happens I usually defer to SNPP (http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F19.html), which is where I got “PostCherfect”. I just checked the DVD, and the subtitles have it as “Posturific”, with a capital “P”. Hmmm.
No need to apologize for being anal, I’m a stickler for quotes so I’d much rather get corrected than get it wrong. Thanks for reading.