Reading Digest: Pro Sports Edition

“Mom, this is really scary.  I’m going to get my first F ever.” – Lisa Simpson “Cheer up, so you’re not good at sports.  It’s a very small part of life.” – Marge Simpson “Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports.” – Homer Simpson Sometimes The Simpsons helps explain sports, and sometimes sports takes after The Simpsons.  This week there’s a bit of both as we’ve got a sideburns related NBA trade theory, an NHL goalie whose keen on Flanders, some excellent NFL lockout related usage, and an explanation for Bart’s birthday that involves soccer.  In addition to those,…

Quote of the Day

Image taken from Wikimedia Commons.  “Kids, kids, I’m not gonna die, that only happens to bad people.” – Homer Simpson “What about Abraham Lincoln?” – Bart Simpson “Uh, he sold poisoned milk to school children.” – Homer Simpson