“I’m whizzing with the door open, and I love it!” – Homer Simpson
Ahem:
56 F. C. C. 2d, at 98. Our society has a tradition of performing certain bodily functions in private, and of severely limiting the public exposure or discussion of such matters. Verbal or physical acts exposing those intimacies are offensive irrespective of any message that may accompany the exposure.
Fuck you, FCC.