Reading Digest: Coincident Birthdays Edition

“I can’t believe it, I’m being mocked, by my own children, on my birthday.” – Homer Simpson “It’s your birthday?” – Bart Simpson “Yes, remember?  It’s the same day as the dog’s.” – Homer Simpson “Santa’s Little Helper, it’s your birthday?  We gotta get you a present, yes we do, yes we do.” – Lisa Simpson “We love you, boy.” – Bart Simpson “Good doggie, good doggie.” – Marge Simpson “Lousy loveable dog.” – Homer Simpson Our friend Steve at “In 10 Words” put up a post to celebrate his 24th birthday on Wednesday . . . the same day…

Quote of the Day

Image yoinked from Gothamist. “Well, sir, I won’t bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.” – Charlie “Why that’s a fabulous idea.  Anything else you’d like, how about real lead in the radiation shields?” – C.M. Burns