Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user jaxed. “Now, this girlfriend of yours, is she a real looker?” – Abe Simpson “Un-huh.” – Homer Simpson “A lot on the ball?” – Abe Simpson “Oh yeah.” – Homer Simpson “Oh son, don’t over reach. Go for the dented car, the dead end job, the less attractive girl. Oh well, I blame myself. I should’ve had this talk a long time ago.” – Abe Simpson “Thanks, pop.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Mike Reiss!
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .