Quote of the Day

Bart's Friend Falls in Love2

“We just moved here from Phoenix.  My dad owns a home security company; he came to Springfield because of its high crime rate and lackluster police force.  All my friends are back in Phoenix, and this town has a weird smell that you’re all probably used to, but I’m not.” – Samantha Stanky
“It’ll take you about six weeks, dear.” – Mrs. Krabappel

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