“My best friend shafted me. I’ll never get over this, Otto man.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, sure you will. You know, once my old lady ran off and married my brother. Well, it hurt, but here it is a month later, and I’m sleeping on their couch!” – Otto
Edited to fix my inability to discern words in English.
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
It’s ‘on their couch’.
Wow, I think you’re right. SNPP has it that way too. I’ve been hearing that as “under a couch” for twenty years. Thanks.
I am ever grateful for SNPP’s pioneering work, but their capsules are self-serving with many glaring omissions.
It really is time for an overhaul, a complete Bible translation scrutiny of getting classic Simpsons capsules online.
I hate when I’m looking for a specific quote but the SNPP quide just has a general description of what’s happening in a scene, rather than a proper script. =(
And often times the scripts are incorrectly worded, imagine my shame when someone pointed out that I had quoted SNPP and now the show. oh the pain, the pain of it all