Reading Digest: Quadruple Agreement Edition

“Well, I guess this is a case where we’ll have to agree to disagree.” – Ned Flanders “I don’t agree to that.” – Principal Skinner “Neither do I.” – Mrs. Krabappel Most weeks I come across at least one person who, in talking about The Simpsons, will mention its precipitous decline in quality.  This week I came across four – count ’em four! – such people.  (One of them even used the term “Zombie Simpsons”.)  So the end of this week’s Reading Digest is pure catnip, but there’s a bunch of other fun stuff as well.  There’s a crazy fun…

Quote of the Day

“Homer, did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?” – Marge Simpson “In those words? . . . Yes.” – Homer Simpson