Crazy Noises: Treehouse of Horror XXII

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.” – God As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another.  More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter for this, but that’s got graphics and short links and little windows that pop up when you put your cursor over things.  The only kind of on-line communications we like are the kind that could once…

Quote of the Day

“Now, what is a wedding?  Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as ‘the process of removing weeds from one’s garden’.” – Homer Simpson