Wedding Definition

“Now, what is a wedding?  Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as ‘the process of removing weeds from one’s garden’.” – Homer Simpson

8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    That should be an ‘n.’, not a ‘v.’.

    1. Friz Avatar
      Friz

      No, the process of removing weeds is a verb.

      1. Charlie Sweatpants Avatar
        Charlie Sweatpants

        I went back and forth a couple of times when I was creating the image, but I settled on calling it a verb. It could be either way depending on whether you’re describing the word or Homer’s misapplied definition.

        1. Wrinkledlion X Avatar
          Wrinkledlion X

          Nah, sorry brah, it’s “a process.”

        2. Robert Avatar
          Robert

          Both ‘wedding’ and ‘weeding’ are nouns (in that context). They are gerunds. ‘Process’ is also a noun.

        3. SharoKham Avatar
          SharoKham

          It’s a noun. You can even consult a real dictionary and check.

  2. M@ Avatar

    When I go to a wedding where the couple is old enough to have watched the Simpsons as they really were, and they have a guest book or a big picture to sign or whatever, this is my go-to quote. Still funny after so many years.

    1. Thrillho Avatar
      Thrillho

      Hell, I’m almost tempted to become a minister just so I can say this.