Compare & Contrast: Conventioneering

“Sorry kids, but this is the one event I want my darling wife by my side.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, well thank you, Homer.  But take one of the kids.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, they can’t carry enough candy!  They have puny little muscles, not big ropey ones like you.” – Homer Simpson Like last week, there are quite a few aspects of “The Food Wife” which were done better on actual episodes of The Simpsons.  There was the family trying out ethnic food, which made more sense and had more to do with the rest of the episode in…

Quote of the Day

“Hey, what gives?  These donuts are piling up.” – Donut Guy “Homer Simpson went on a diet.” – Carl “Oh my God, and I just bought a boat!” – Donut Guy