“Dad, what’s a Muppet?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, but man . . . so to answer your question, I don’t know.” – Homer Simpson Shorter than usual Reading Digest this week on account of Thanksgiving, but there are a couple of links relating to the new Muppet movie. One is the quote above, which was very popular when discussing the revival of the moribund Muppets franchise, the other is a reference to none other than Poochie by the director himself. As usual, once The Simpsons comments on something, it…
Day: November 25, 2011
Quote of the Day
“I keep hearing this horrible, irregular thumping noise.” – Homer Simpson “It’s your heart, and I think it’s on its last thump.” – Mechanic “Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, where’s he going?” – Billy “Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn’t fix?” – Mechanic “We’re going to sell him to Mr. Nikolopoulos?” – Billy “You’re a dull boy, Billy.” – Mechanic