“I keep hearing this horrible, irregular thumping noise.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s your heart, and I think it’s on its last thump.” – Mechanic
“Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, where’s he going?” – Billy
“Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn’t fix?” – Mechanic
“We’re going to sell him to Mr. Nikolopoulos?” – Billy
“You’re a dull boy, Billy.” – Mechanic
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Sounds more like ‘Nikopopolous’.
I wasn’t sure how to spell it, and I don’t trust myself to properly pronounce or spell Greek names, so I googled a couple of alternatives and “Nikolopoulos” came up in Wikipedia as a common Greek surname (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolopoulos) so that’s what I went with.