“You know Stan Taylor?” – Homer Simpson “Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and sleep with lingerie models until Ned and his Bible group showed me that I could have more.” – Stan “The Boy” Taylor “Professional athletes, always wanting more.” – Homer Simpson It’s silly season and so people tend to be away from their keyboards more than usual, which means a shorter than average Reading Digest. (In case you are bored or stuck at work or something, I have attempted to compensate through aggressive block quoting.) We do have two Tebow-Flanders links…
Day: December 23, 2011
Quote of the Day
“I’ve never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.” – C.M. Burns “Fabulous observation, sir. Just fabulous.” – Mr. Smithers Happy birthday Harry Shearer!