Sensitive Moe Was the Least of Our Problems

“The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the Tsar.” – Moe   Whatever else may be said about it, and we’ll likely be saying a lot this week, “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches” is further evidence of why there’s no hope whatsoever for Zombie Simpsons ever getting any better.  It had a Halloween episode level of weirdness, gore, and insane things (Moe is apparently a yeti, for example), but still couldn’t manage to squeeze out anything satirical or intelligent despite not having any rules to play by.  It had a celebrity playing someone other than…

Quote of the Day

“Good news Mr. Danielson, we saved your gamecock.  But I’m afraid he’ll never fight again.” – Veterinary Nurse “That’s what you think!  He’ll fight and he’ll win!” – Mr. Danielson