“Whoa, I bet the 8-Ball didn’t see that one coming.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah.” – Milhouse van Houten With so many years of backstory hanging over its head, Zombie Simpsons often resorts to the inane and bizarre to keep believable and long established relationships fresh. Once upon a time, Moe was Homer’s bartender. Sure, they knew each other a bit better than the average rag and coaster jockeys, but they never strayed too far from the recognizable baseline of bartender-customer. Along the same line, Skinner and Chalmers used to be junior and senior in a dumb bureaucracy and Lenny and…
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Crazy Noises: Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
Image shamelessly yoinked from here as a result of search for “randomly determined”. “I’ll get the dictionary.” – Hugh Parkfield “Why?” – Lisa Simpson “You’ll see when you get there, the word ‘stochastic’.” – Hugh Parkfield “Pertaining to a process involving a randomly determined sequence of observations!” – Lisa Simpson As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another. More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter for this,…
Sensitive Moe Was the Least of Our Problems
“The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the Tsar.” – Moe Whatever else may be said about it, and we’ll likely be saying a lot this week, “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches” is further evidence of why there’s no hope whatsoever for Zombie Simpsons ever getting any better. It had a Halloween episode level of weirdness, gore, and insane things (Moe is apparently a yeti, for example), but still couldn’t manage to squeeze out anything satirical or intelligent despite not having any rules to play by. It had a celebrity playing someone other than…
Sunday Preview: Moe Goes From Rags To Riches
Image improved by Dave. There’s new Zombie Simpsons tonight, and it’s a doozy. Simpsons Channel: After Moe is heckled for not having any real companions, Moe’s best friend and beloved bar rag narrates his incredible thousand-year journey to Springfield. Beginning in the Middle Ages, the bar rag was loomed into a beautiful and ornate medieval tapestry and traveled around the globe through the hands of royalty before finding himself found himself at Moe’s Tavern. When the bar rag goes missing, Moe realizes that he has more friends than he thought. Meanwhile, Bart begs Milhouse for forgiveness after the two friends…