“Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits, and, after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer.  Oh la la.  Today’s selections are.” – Troy McClure
“Thelma and Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, and the Erotic Awakening of S.” – Generic Announcer

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer Alone”!  Original airdate 6 February 1992.