“Alright Simpson, let’s go over the signals. If I tuck the bill of my cap like so . . .” – C.M. Burns
“Yeah.” – Homer Simpson
“. . . it means the signal is a fake.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson
“However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly.” – C.M. Burns
“Got it.” – Homer Simpson
“If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh-oh, I don’t understand a word he’s saying. Why doesn’t he just let me bat? I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmm, potato chips.” – Homer’s Brain
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer at the Bat”! Original airdate 20 February 1992.
Dead Homer Society 
10 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Awesome! I watched this episode last night, what a coincidence! I forgot how great that episode was, it’s now one my favourites for sure!
For many years I didn’t know that song at the end was parody…until the actual “Duke” died.
Same here.
And do something about those sideburns!
Twenty years. Jesus.
Anyway, if anyone is interested, last year I knocked up a collage of baseball cards for all of Monty’s ringers. I chose cards from 1991 because I figured the episode would have been in production that year – if not, well, the cards all have Simpson-yellow bordering:
I’ll give you a Mary Worth phone for it.
How about eight dollars and two popsicles?
Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage!
Done.
(Still got it!)