“Homer, that’s your solution to everything, to move under the sea. It’s not going to happen!” – Marge Simpson “Not with that attitude.” – Homer Simpson Give Zombie Simpsons credit for consistency, for the 500th episode they served up a perfectly banal rendition of their usual hacktacular schlock. They recycled two old ideas (family leaves Springfield, rebuild the town), had an illogical, meaningless and irrelevant celebrity voicing himself, and left plot threads hanging all over the place. No real reason is given for why the town suddenly decides they miss the Simpsons, nothing about the “Outlands” makes sense, either as…
Day: February 20, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Alright Simpson, let’s go over the signals. If I tuck the bill of my cap like so . . .” – C.M. Burns “Yeah.” – Homer Simpson “. . . it means the signal is a fake.” – C.M. Burns “Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson “However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly.” – C.M. Burns “Got it.” – Homer Simpson “If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.” – C.M. Burns “Uh-oh, I don’t understand a word he’s saying. Why doesn’t he just let me bat? I…