“Can you believe it? Pretty soon I’ll be able to quit my job and live off the boy.” – Homer Simpson “What? Name me one person who’s gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.” – Marge Simpson “Donald Trump? No. Arnold Palmer? No. Bill Cosby! No.” – Homer’s Brain “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another. More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter…
Day: March 6, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Let me get this straight, you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?” – Accountant “Oh, I thought the Generals were due! He’s spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball! That game was fixed. They were using a freaking ladder for God’s sakes.” – Krusty the Klown