“Dad, chew with your mouth closed. You’re losing your mystique.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, all great artists love free food. Check out Jasper Johns.” – Homer Simpson “You squeal on me, I’ll kill you.” – Jasper Johns Zombie Simpsons’ remarkable inability to parody things beyond changing around a few letters has been brought up around here before. Ditto their lame celebrity guest policy of having people voice themselves in what usually amount to barely concealed brag statements about how awesome they are in real life. With “Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart”, Zombie Simpsons managed to pull both of those tired old…
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Crazy Noises: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
“Can you believe it? Pretty soon I’ll be able to quit my job and live off the boy.” – Homer Simpson “What? Name me one person who’s gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.” – Marge Simpson “Donald Trump? No. Arnold Palmer? No. Bill Cosby! No.” – Homer’s Brain “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another. More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter…
Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart, Or Just Stay Out of It Entirely
“Bart was feeling mighty blue.” – Homer Simpson “It’s a shame what school can do.” – Marge Simpson “For no reason, here’s Apu.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Let me start by saying something nice. It was cool of them to use that one-man rendition of the theme over the end credits. It blew up on-line a few months ago and everybody loved it, and it’s heartening to see someone get recognition for a genuinely creative endeavor like that. Unfortunately, the end credits were about the only part of the episode where there was any spirit of craftsmanship or care. Everything leading…
Sunday Preview: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
Image bloodied by Dave, as always. Zombie Simpsons goes back to the well of self voiced celebrities this evening: In order to get back at his dad, Bart goes undercover as a graffiti street artist and plasters Homer’s unflattering image all over Springfield. But one night, Bart and Milhouse get caught in the act by established street artists Shepard Fairey, Ron English, Kenny Scharf and Robbie Conal (guest voicing as themselves), and to Bart’s surprise, they invite him to exhibit his satirical artwork in his very own gallery show. Meanwhile, a hip, new health food superstore opens in Springfield that…